Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete
Only a bad musician blames their instument
My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!